Squidface

Personality
asshole™

the most self centered asshole of dog to walk this unholy planet, xe's only goal is to wreck havoc upon everyone. for some reason xe was put in charge of medicine, which is probably the worst decision of all gunchclan history

Appearance
tentacl

Backstory
What the gunch did you just gunching say about me, you little gunch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gunch out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my gunching words. You think you can get away with saying that gunch to me over the Internet? Think again, guncher. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re gunching dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable gunch off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will gunch furry all over you and you will drown in it. You’re gunching dead, kiddo.

Trivia
hi pap meta was here Meta Is super gay
 * medicine fucker
 * squad drawerer
 * wants to vore meta
 * WAR CRIMINAL! WAR CRIMINAL! W
 * was the one who continued meattaton's sonic fetish art night
 * HONK HONK
 * robophobic and especially edgephobic
 * in 4th grade dated a boy for a total of 5 seconds
 * ate a dandelion straight out of the ground
 * had a rock named "punk kuwata rock" making the :3 face (with shades). it's 4 years old
 * wrote an entire fanfiction about xemself in a diary of a wimpy kids book. all of the dogs had emo hair, and had shirts saying things like ":) goth girl :)"
 * drew furry nudity in 6th grade
 * had an emo and goth phase in 6th grade. the emo phase never stopped